So, was Paris Hilton wearing 10 wedding dresses or what?

Paris Hilton got married! And on a Thursday, nothing less! Yesterday, heiress-slash-DJ-slash-lexiconnoisseur married her fiance Carter Reum in her grandfather’s Bel-Air estate in Los Angeles. As you would expect from someone who lives like the most extravagant Barbie doll, Paris Hilton loves weddings. So her own wedding should be an event of extraordinary proportions. (I mean, she got married on 11/11 because 11:11 is her “favorite time of day.”) In previous interviews, she promised her nuptials would be a multi-day affair, with a setting of fairy tale and many, many outfit changes. Like, “probably ten” different wedding dresses.

So… did she do it? Did she wear ten wedding dresses?

Hmmm, I only count one (1) dress in this photo, Paris. Which is not to call into question this very good dress! She reportedly chose the Oscar de la Renta dress – which features a high neck, long sleeves and floral details – late Wednesday night. But don’t give up hope: “Page Six” reports that Hilton wore “at least four white dresses all night” with photos to prove it. Yet, by my calculations, we’re missing at least six dresses. If there was an opportunity for a photo snapshot, this would be it! Give me Gaga style TikTok transitions of the many dresses! I need head-to-toe photos of all the wedding attire to contemplate and admire. I want to scroll down and give my personal reviews like Wow, pretty! and Ggood dress.

Maybe she’s waiting for the dust to settle from last night’s premiere Paris in love, a Peacock-exclusive show that follows Hilton as she plans her wedding. I’m sorry, Paris, but I won’t sign up for Peacock, even for you. I need details without a new streaming subscription. If only because Paris Hilton is the only person in the world whose marriage could eclipse Ivy Getty’s recent marriage, which included such extravaganza as a performance by Earth, Wind & Fire, Nancy Pelosi as celebrant and Anya Taylor-Joy as Maid of Honor.

So far, we know that Hilton’s nuptials included a few notable guests as well, including Kim Kardashian (apparently without Pete), Kimora Lee Simons, Nichole Richie, and Demi Lovato. Given her aforementioned love for weddings, there will likely (hopefully) be more photos, wedding events, and wedding attire to come from the reported three-day extravaganza. Until then, congratulations to the newlyweds! To quote Hilton, the engagement is, indeed, so hot.

This post has been updated.